Jonathan was a marine biologist...
Her name is lolly and she is a kinky nurse...
They met via a chatline for singles in the paper. They met up in the centre of primark...
As she walked into the shop she asked "Sorry, but do you sell bananas?"...
Suddenly, the van across the street opened and five strange people got out...
Her husband walks in and shoots the dude and has fish and chips for dinner.
From this I wrote the following synopsis for a film:
A lonely marine biologist turns to an internet site to find his soul-mate. After talking and sharing photo's with a nurse named lolly, he spots her in primark whilst out shopping. He is about to say hello before he hears her asking the check-out staff whether they sell banana's and begins to have second thoughts, thinking she may be insane. Suddenly a van pulls up outside the shop and 5 strange people get out and drag her into the van. Then a man turns up and starts shooting at the van before recognising the Jonathan. As the van drives away he tells Jonathan to come with him to the fish and chips shop where he will explain everything.
The equilibrium - Jonathan finding lolly online and chatting with her and generally feeling optimistic about the incident.
Disequilibrium - The primark incident and the following narrative of Jonathan and the other guy trying to find her and get her back from the people holding her captive and using drugs to suppress her sanity, hence why she was acting crazy and asking for bananas in primark.
The Equilibrium - They get her back safely, she goes cold turkey from the sanity suppressing drugs and gets together with Jonathan after all. The other guy's story is resolved.
Good vs Evil, Sanity vs Insanity, Two Guys vs Big Corporation, Male vs Female, Love vs Cynicism.
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